Hernando Connects “Deep Thoughts” Friday:


  • If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?


  • Why does it take 15 minutes to cook Minute rice?


  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


  • If I save time, when do I get it back?


  • Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they cam see things on the ground in close-up?


  • Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, an out suits in a garment bag?


  • Why do they make scented toilet paper?


  • If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?


  • If tin whistles are made out if tin, what do they make fog horns out of?


  • Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game”, when we are already there?


  • Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?


  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


  • What’s a question with no answer called?


  • Can you cry under water?


  • Mel Blanc (Voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots


  • Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury


  • Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every two innings.


  • Why do we wait until a pig is dead to “Cure” it?


  • What is the speed of dark?


  • Why do we play in recitals, and recite in plays?
Happy Friday dog


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"Deep Thoughts", by Hernando Connects
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"Deep Thoughts", by Hernando Connects
"Deep Thoughts" by Hernando Connects, brings you fun and quirky sayings from around the internet every Friday! Inspired by the skits from SNL called "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy, these sayings are from far and wide to make you laugh and think! Have a great Friday read!
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