Hernando Connects “Deep Thoughts” Friday:


  1. How did Scooby Snacks become a successful business when they only market to one specific dog?


  1. Saying, “I’m un-photogenic” is a socially acceptable way of saying, “I think I’m more attractive than all the best available evidence suggests.”


  1. Receipts are the ghosts of money.


  1. They should put slap bracelet material into a blanket so I can make myself a human burrito with the least amount of effort.


  1. Whenever I notice that I’ve driven behind the same car for quite some distance, I start to think that they think I’m following them

6. Mars is populated entirely by robots.


7.I wonder what my dog named me.


8.Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everybody wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog.


9. When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.


10. Asking someone “where are you” is a recent thing.  Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.



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"Deep Thoughts", by Hernando Connects
"Deep Thoughts" by Hernando Connects, brings you fun and quirky sayings from around the internet every Friday! Inspired by the skits from SNL called "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy, these sayings are from far and wide to make you laugh and think! Have a great Friday read!
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